May 2013
kingarthurscat:
geeksotospeak:
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
Did RDJ write this?
I wanna know what people assume about me because...
abbygailjane2:
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.
necrophilofthefuture:
most relatable marina tweets
notquiteluke:
nepeter:
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
rumble spheres
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
coopercomeback:
brbjellyfishing:
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
we really need to sleep more on this site
Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
[[MORE]]I was supposed to get my period either yesterday or today and I don’t feel like I’m getting it. I have zero symptoms, no pain whatsoever. Come on body figure out your shit before I start to assume things and stress myself out.
frayed-ribbons:
They asked to play ‘truth or dare’ but we all know they really mean ‘interrogation or abuse’
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
merriamwebsterdictionary:
reasons why winter is better than summer:
little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
everything is dead just the way i...
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I decided I want a white tattoo, if I ever get around and dedicate myself to it. They look like lace and are so understated and perfect for me because I’m quiet and I want something quiet too.
